The person who loves you more will fight with you daily without any reason but whenever you are sad that person will fight with the world to end your sadness.

• Only the person who has faith in himself is able to be faithful to others.

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• I wish summer would get pregnant so we would have 9 months off.

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• what did right boob say to the left one - you are my "breast friend"

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• Happiness is using an ATM and finding a receipt left behind by someone with an account balance lower than yours

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• Apparently STDs lower your sperm count & therefore reduce your chance of getting a girl pregnant. Which is great for me. I hate condoms.

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• Fear less, trust more; take less, give more; whine less, thank more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more.

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