Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway
If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive.
Patience will come to him who waits for it
Any departure from fact is the first step on a slippery slope toward unbelievability.
Genius is rare because the means of becoming one have not been available
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.