I would love to come see your band but I'm lying

• A golfer's diet live on greens as much as possible

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• Experience is a dim lamp, which only lights the one who bears it

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• I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.

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• Friends are like money in the bank, longer you keep them, the more they are worth.

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• Morality curtails the chance to entertain

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• i haven't lost my brain it just couldn't handle my ideas so it left.

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