I would love to come see your band but I'm lying
A golfer's diet live on greens as much as possible
Experience is a dim lamp, which only lights the one who bears it
I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me.
Friends are like money in the bank, longer you keep them, the more they are worth.
Morality curtails the chance to entertain
i haven't lost my brain it just couldn't handle my ideas so it left.