I want to get married once, no divorce & no cheating, just us two till the end.
There's a difference between Friends & best friends. if Ur upset a friend comes and hugs you.A best friend comes with a gun and says, alright who am i shooting?
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
A boy never forgets the girl he couldn't have. NEVER.
The best example of democracy I can recall is five wolves sitting down to dinner with one sheep
This bottle of whiskey and I are gonna need a safe word tonight.
If there is no chocolate in heaven "I AM NOT GOING".