All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart
I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
I will never admit to my parents that I don't believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still get presents and candy.
Be yourself, don't change for anyone.
They say nothing lasts forever, We'll have to prove them wrong.
Who checked on you today? Exactly, worry about yourself.
There Are Millions Of People In This world, But In The end It All Comes Down To One.