A good wife is a fortune to a man, especially if she is poor
Just so you know, there's a space that only you can fill. Just so you know, I loved you then, I guess I always will
Never give advice - sell it
Guys have no ideas how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
When I die I want my body to donate for research, but more specifically to a scientist who is working on bringing dead bodies back to life.
Most problems can be solved with 2 words "Fuck it" - either saying it or doing it - sometimes both.
Women and rocks are very much alike We skip the flat ones.