A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool
Common sense is what tells us that the Earth is flat
Advertising is the fine art of making you think you have longed for something all your life that you never heard of before
Call of Duty: Keeping teenage pregnancy rates down since 2003.
A thing said in jest, is half confessed
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
Education is what you learn in books, and nobody knows you know it but your teacher