In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relives you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket