If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear

War is Peace reedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

Men can only be happy when they do not assume that the object of life is happiness

Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it

Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear

We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents