While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about
If she catches me staring, at least I will know she was looking back.
A Flatterer is a man that tells you your opinion and not his own
Hey if you're really attractive please either marry me or stay out of my sight forever thanks.
Love is blind deaf dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all
Don't be afraid to fail. Don't waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn from your failures and go on to the next challenge. It's OK to fail. If you're not failing, you're not growing
It's not a nap unless your face wakes up in a puddle of your own drool.