Relationships work when two people have the same intention to grow together.
High finance trembles in its boots whenever there is some political complication
Please leave your name, number, and as long as I'm making demands, your best rendition of the "I Believe I Can Fly"
Never leave the one you love for the one you like because in the end the one you like will leave you for the one they love.
A true friend never gets into your way unless you happen to be going down.
I'm going to open a gym this new year and call it 'Resolutions' For the first two weeks its a gym, for the rest of the year it becomes a bar.
My mom always says "Alcohol is your enemy!" Jesus says, "Thou shalt love thy enemy."