Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet
Sometimes we have to hide our feelings, because the people we have the feelings for, may never understand how much we care about them.
I have half a conscience to go ahead and do it, and feel guilty afterwards
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what i am saying.
A thing said in jest, is half confessed
Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it "Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"
Watching the Olympics makes me come to terms with the fact that I should have been naturally un-selected by now.
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