Children always know when company is in the living room - they can hear their mother laughing at their father's jokes

• I can't wait till Valentine's Day finally passes so I can start dating again.

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• Relationship Status: Sleeping next to the warm laundry pile.

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• Peace is contagious. From scattered outbreaks, it can spread throughout the world

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• Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid.

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• When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.

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• Don't think you are the best when you are at the top. Don't think you are the worst when you are at the bottom.

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