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• Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?

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• Before going to sleep every night forgive everyone and sleep with a clean heart.

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• Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

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• Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

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• Questions are the creative acts of intelligence

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