The strawberry shampoo doesn't taste as good as it smells.

Being stupid is its own reward.

Press "like" if you are crazy.

They don't know that we know they know we know.

You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus.

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I'm way worse.

It doesn't matter what people say about you. It matters what you're going to do to them after they say it!

Wonders if its bad when I'm talking to myself and I'm not even listening.

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?