Your wings already exist. All you need to do is fly.
The most brilliant decision in all of UNIX was the choice of a single character for the newline sequence
When you really want to slap someone, do it and say "mosquito."
Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.
You can tell how old someone is by what part of the chex mix is their favorite.
Real friends don't have to speak to or see each other daily to remain in each other hearts always:)