When you miss someone, you keep checking their profile.
It's amazing how the lowly potato gives us potato chips, french fries, and vodka. Get your shit together, every other vegetable.
A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you behind your back.
One flag, one land, one heart, one hand. Happy Independence Day!
She discovered with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them
When there is no good reason for doing something, you have one good reason for leaving it alone
Periods are ridiculous i shouldn't be punished for not getting pregnant.