When you judge someone else, It doesn't define who they are, It defines who you are.
As a kid, you can't wait to grow up. As an adult, you wish you were a kid again.
Life hack: You can park wherever you want if you put your hazard lights on and take your tire off.
It isn't the incompetent who destroy an organization. It is those who have achieved something and want to rest upon their achievements who are forever clogging things up
Sex is like air it's not important unless you aren't getting any
When you cant believe your eyes, you can always trust your heart. Love makes anything possible.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer