When I'm not allowed to use my phone at work I touch it in my pocket like Frodo does the Precious.
Oppression can only survive through silence
Difficult Roads Often Lead to Beautiful Destinations.
Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Telling people how you really feel is probably the hardest thing ever.
I never look for trouble, it just always seems to find me.
I'm a sucker for a good dick joke.