We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
I am not weird I just find creative ways to entertain myself.
May it be the best day of your life thus far, & may your happiness grow with each passing day through the many many birthdays that surely are ahead of you.
An educational system isn't worth a great deal if it teaches young people how to make a living but doesn't teach them how to make a life
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It does not have your number in it.
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
Ladies- it's important to have a man that: 1) Rocks in bed 2) Buys you stuff 3) Compliments you 4) The above 3 men don't know each other.