The tongue weighs next to nothing
I almost had internet drama once but I ate chicken nuggets and had sex instead.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
Sometimes we need someone to simply be there, not to fix anything or do anything in particular, but just to let us feel we are supported and cared about.
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life
You can give a player the best sex he's ever had, but he will still want new pussy because he's a player.