The difference be'ween ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
Life isn't weird it's just the people in it
Thinks birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
I almost had internet drama once but I ate chicken nuggets and had sex instead.
I don't run democracy. I train troops to defend democracy and I happen to be their surrogate father and mother as well as their commanding general
If you want the last word, apologize
My penis is like a rollercoaster. If you're pregnant, prone to motion sickness or shorter than 48", you cannot ride.