The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer
Worry is a total waste of time. It doesn't change anything. All it does is steal your joy and keeps you very busy doing nothing.
Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better.
Success is just a matter of luck, all you need to do is ask a failure. History may be written by academics but it's rarely created by them
Give a man 63,360 inches and he'll take a mile.
Develop a built-in bullshit detector