Stand in faith even when you are having the hardest time of your life.
Apparently STDs lower your sperm count & therefore reduce your chance of getting a girl pregnant. Which is great for me. I hate condoms.
I love photos because the best thing about them is that they never change even when the people in them change and they remind you of the amazing feelings.
Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew
The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the greatest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.