Prejudice cannot see the things that are because it is always looking for things that aren't
True Love is a friendship set on fire.
Forget all the reasons why it won't work and believe the one reason why it will.
If you go to dinner alone always ask for a table for two. Look sad as you eat and you will almost always get a free dessert.
Facebook really needs a 'No one cares' button.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself