Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion
Love comes when manipulation stops when you think more about the other person than about his or her reactions to you. When you dare to reveal yourself fully. When you dare to be vulnerable
Do not praise thy friend too much, for in speaking of his good qualities thou wilt touch upon his bad ones
The first woman was created from the rib of a man. She was not made from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal to him
Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. it's only fair since you're getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also.
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it
If you think your boss is stupid, remember, you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.