Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering
To make someone happy, give them three things: Attention, Affection and Appreciation.
I'm sorry, your photo is so confusing. You're gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what's going on here.
Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant, either
If we could have a little patience, we should escape much mortification time takes away as much as it gives
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
I intend to open this country up to democracy, and anyone who is against that, I will jail, I will crush