Lord protect me and my family the rest of 2020.
Just changed my wireless network name in my apartment to "I can hear you having sex through the ceiling and it sounds mediocre."
Archetypes show God can be of more than one mind
He's got a foot fetish. He loves defeat.
Only two classes of books are of universal appeal. The very best and the very worst
I hate track! I hate running! Running around and around and around and around, and all you get is this little ribbon. That's not for me
So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it.