Life is too short for reading inferior books
The best gifts you can give to someone are not things. The best ones to offer are a little time, love, care and respect.
I've been saving up my tickets for 27 years sir, and I would like to purchase this very chuck e cheese.
Honesty is very expensive gift. Do not expect it from cheap people.
Man made money, but Money made man Mad :)
I almost had internet drama once but I ate chicken nuggets and had sex instead.
Peace is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to cope with it