I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile so when you are lonely remember its true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
Some people don't necessarily mean you any harm, but they don't do you any good either. It's called dead weight, remove it.
To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.
Another rapper was arrested with Justin Bieber. In related news, rappers are getting way less badass.
Ate the chip on your shoulder. You still mad, bro?