Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English
Girls can survive without a boyfriend but they can't survive without a best friend.
Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
Let them say what they want, You just keep doing you.
Your heart lays where your mind wonders
I want to spend the rest of my cell phone battery with you.
A pregnant goldfish is called a "twit."