Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English
Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
Love is only when a mother loves her kidz, the rest is pure lust.
Fact 1 You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue Fact 2 After reading this 99 100 idiots would try it.
You might be a redneck.. .if the population of your town doubles when the train passes through
We Travel Not to Escape Life But For Life Not to Escape Us.