Evolution is how life commutes its own death sentence
Why do you talk so fast?" "Why do you listen so slow?"
Courage is the fire that burns in the cold,dark room of fear and doubt that we live in
I just saw a dude wearing uggs get arrested. Not sure what for, but I'm hoping it was because he was wearing uggs.
Optimization hinders evolution
Love, even if it is caring and great in quantity, can be wasted
Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!