Don't Trust Everything You See Even Salt Looks Like Sugar.
If you post a screenshot of a text conversation and have over 20 unread messages, you must be a really popular sociopath.
A painting is just as useless as a poem, but at least it has collector's value as a possession and you can decorate your living room with it
You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.
Let's commit the perfect crime I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine.
Faith is confirmed by the heart, confessed by the tongue, and acted upon by the body
You never get a second chance to make a first impression