Changes start occurring when budgets are cut
If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud
I want you today, tomorrow, next week, and for the rest of my life.
Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.
At last, the whole world has converted to metric, a major 1.609km-stone!
A Garden is a Friend You Can Visit Anytime
Procrastination is like Masturbation; In the end you're just screwing yourself