Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Beauty Is Power; a SMILE is ITS Sword.
Grow your own vegetables. Drink heavily whilst pregnant.
They have all those non-smoking laws in public places so let's now all focus on passing some perfume/cologne usage limits.
I'd rather listen to Dick Vitale and Fran Drescher have sex than listen to another Macklemore song.
You can't make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to the person to realize your worth.
If people are truly, madly, deeply in love with each other, they will find a way.