Be Strong and Courageous, for the Lord Will be with You Wherever you Go.
He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man.
Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money. Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one
Irony of Life: Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts, And girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions.
If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair