Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.
The test of any man's character is how he takes praise
Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word "stop."
The secret to success is not to let anyone else in on the secret
Girls get periods, pregnancy, and pain. Boys get food, football, and females WTF?
Sometimes you need to run away to see who will follow you.
Relationships are about trust and if you have to play detective in your relationship, then it's time to move on.