The best friend you'll ever have is your self.
Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her.
Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon!
Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny.
Chandler: You stay out of my freezer
Joey Beth is really sick, I don't think they can do anything for her.
Rachel Joey, wanna put the book in the freezer?