A pregnant goldfish is called a "twit."
Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are "your house keys" and "your house." Well, son, that's what drinking is like.
Everyone tries to define this thing called Character. It's not hard. Character is doing what's right when nobody's looking
Americans began with a president who couldn't tell a lie (Washington) and now they have one who can't tell the truth (Nixon)
You can love someone with your heart and soul but it just makes the pain worse when they smash your heart to the ground.
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
If a single person in a country is cold or hungry, the leader is at fault