80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
"I love you" is not enough to describe my feelings for you.
Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?
True irony: Getting a girl pregnant on a pull out couch.
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If everyone did this, it would save us hundreds of thousands of dollars
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.