80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.
People need to stop playing games. If you want to live the single life, then just be single.
Genius not only diagnoses the situation but supplies the answers
Today, Not 1 person said HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me It wasn't a shock today not my birthday.
Stop saying "I WISH" Start saying "I WILL".
The white man's real burden is a lot of other white men
What is a kiss? Alacke! at worst, A single Dropp to quenche a Thirst, Tho' oft it proves in happie Hour - The first sweete Dropp of one long showre