This girl is totally into me. Every few seconds she winks at me with both eyes at the same time.
God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt
Prosperity is something the businessmen created for politicians to take credit for
Friends are angels who lift our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Love is not blind. It just only sees what matters.
We are the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails. (for those who vote thumbs down I wonder how many of you have ever contributed to Status Stalker?)
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