So many people passing away, thank God for waking us up every morning.

• Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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• Me asking if you want anything from Starbucks is my way of telling you I am going to be very, very late.

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• Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you. Not someone who will realize it when they've lost you.

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• The best stories are not just about living out your fantasies; they are inspiration for living up to your dreams

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• Dude that's sweet monster Hummer you're driving. Sorry about your inverted penis.

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• A skeptic is someone who is frustrated beyond belief.

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