Young women want to be chaste without being caught
To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, but to be loved by the one you love is everything
If everyone did this, it would save us hundreds of thousands of dollars
Virtue in the middle, said the Devil, as he seated himself between two lawyers
We're not born winners, we're not born losers We are born CHOOSERS.
A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better
A traveller has a right to relate and embellish his adventures as he pleases, and it is very impolite to refuse that deference and applause they deserve