You can only be called a hypocrite if you judge others first
Don't let people rent space in your head just let it go.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him
Its not about perfect. Its about living your life and doing the best you can.
If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.