You can only be called a hypocrite if you judge others first
Love doesn't hide. It stays and fights. It goes the distance, that's why love is so strong. So it can carry you all the way home
Friendship is like vitamins, we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements
Goes to gym: "Thank you god for yoga pants!" Goes to Walmart: "God why yoga pants!?"
Same Fuck, different You's.
I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I am looking for.
In a good marriage each is the otherâ€™s better half