Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country
When you tell a lie, think of it as peeing in the pool. Let it out slow. Don't let facial expressions give you away.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day
Even though I finished my test first, I wait for someone else to get up.
What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew.
This girl is totally into me. Every few seconds she winks at me with both eyes at the same time.