Why do you talk so fast?" "Why do you listen so slow?"
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, tell it "I told you so" and guilt trip it into buying you expensive presents.
Happy Birthday. Wishing you more glorious and wonderful years on the surface of the earth â€“ or wherever you might be.
No man on his death bed ever looked up into the eyes of his family and friends and said, I wish I'd spent more time at the office
I don't have time to hate people who hate me, B'cuz I'm tooooooo busy loving people who love me.
They say there's microbes in a kiss, This rumor is most rife, Come, lady dear, and make of me - An invalid for life
I'm too old for the falling out and getting back cool shit so if we fall out I wish u the best have a good life BYE.