When hugging her, lift her off her feet and spin around. she'll love it.
If you can read this, thank a teacher
You know whats the one thing we all do when we fall in love? We EXPECT. And it ruins everything.
Sorry, I dont have time to hate you as much as you hate me b'coz Im busy Loving the people that love me.
My penis is like a rollercoaster. If you're pregnant, prone to motion sickness or shorter than 48", you cannot ride.
Honesty is as much saying everything as it is saying what is true
I am not weird I just find creative ways to entertain myself.