We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Don't kill the dream - execute it
I am not as good as I want to be, not as great as I will be, but thank God I'm much better than I used to be.
You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night.
I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
Iâ€™m no syllogism incarnate, but my wife makes me look like Immanuel Kant
Every girl deserves a guy who will ruin her lipstick. Not one who will ruin her mascara.