Trail mix is just a reminder of how much better it would've been if I just ate a bag of M&M's!
Please accept our most heartfelt sympathies for your loss.
I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.
Sorry I shot you in the face with a tampon. In my defense, you were acting like a giant vagina.
Always remember to slow down in life live, breathe, and learn take a look around you whenever you have time and never forget everything and every person that has the least place within your heart.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.