The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
If someone is bothering you with unneccessary calls to your cell number, post their number on eBay with the ad "iPhone 5S for $1 only".
A soft drink turneth away company
Never give advice - sell it
Giving is most blessed and most acceptable when the donor remains completely anonymous
God will not love thee less, because men love thee more
I'll always love you, no matter what happens between us.